i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I deserve this hangover.
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