problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
