so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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