Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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