I understand Curling. That high.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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