Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
My vagina just clenched in fear
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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