what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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