Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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