so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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