How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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