some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Operation Purity has been aborted
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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