You're completely useless in the revolution.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
do nipples grow back?
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