First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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