Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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