well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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