Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
that's an acceptable place to lick
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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