i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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