you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Randomize
