she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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