How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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