just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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