he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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