Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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