i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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