I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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