The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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