I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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