i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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