at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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