It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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