i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize