is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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