Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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