Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
