that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I need a beard to bite.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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