and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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