I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
