Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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Wipe that smile off your face.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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