i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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