Don't you send me to vm
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Randomize
