Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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