there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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