Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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