How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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