Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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