You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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