If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
