so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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