Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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