what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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